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theclearlydope: DJ, your dad is the dad-est of dads.

theclearlydope:

DJ, your dad is the dad-est of dads.

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thereasonfortheword:

this is one of the rare youtube videos that change your life

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welcome-to-the-sinners-ball: I’d stop myself while sliding to get a better view.

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

I’d stop myself while sliding to get a better view.

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Must find and watch this.

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early-onset-of-night: Friends with benefitsAccording to the Scientific American I am reading, we are not only covered in germs, but filled with them too. In fact, the germs on and in our bodies outnumber our very own cells, ten-to-one. This means that of all the cells that make you up, only 10% of them are “you”.What I wanna know is WHO’S REALLY IN CONTROL?If you think about it, you are not you—or rather the you you are is plural rather than singular. This point would be harder hitting perhaps in another language. In English, you is both singular and plural (except in New Jersey).But, then again, maybe that’s the actual point. You are an ecosystem, a cellular social network, a “microbiome”. Just you and your bugs.What’s really funny about this are germ-o-phobes. You know, the people who open doors with napkins and wear not only rubber gloves but also condoms when masturbating. You see them around, clutching their anti-bacterial spray bottles, doing all they can to build up the resistance of generally harmless household bacteria so that they will one day rise up kill us all.Thanks a lot, dorks. How about not being so swayed by advertising for once?I like the idea, though, of me being a lot of mes, billions of mes, and of not being an island, a separate thing from the incorrectly termed Outside World. I am the environment, not just in it. It flows through me and in me and out of me.That’s cool, huh?

early-onset-of-night:

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According to the Scientific American I am reading, we are not only covered in germs, but filled with them too. In fact, the germs on and in our bodies outnumber our very own cells, ten-to-one. This means that of all the cells that make you up, only 10% of them are “you”.

What I wanna know is WHO’S REALLY IN CONTROL?

If you think about it, you are not you—or rather the you you are is plural rather than singular. This point would be harder hitting perhaps in another language. In English, you is both singular and plural (except in New Jersey).

But, then again, maybe that’s the actual point. You are an ecosystem, a cellular social network, a “microbiome”. Just you and your bugs.

What’s really funny about this are germ-o-phobes. You know, the people who open doors with napkins and wear not only rubber gloves but also condoms when masturbating. You see them around, clutching their anti-bacterial spray bottles, doing all they can to build up the resistance of generally harmless household bacteria so that they will one day rise up kill us all.

Thanks a lot, dorks. How about not being so swayed by advertising for once?

I like the idea, though, of me being a lot of mes, billions of mes, and of not being an island, a separate thing from the incorrectly termed Outside World. I am the environment, not just in it. It flows through me and in me and out of me.

That’s cool, huh?

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Adult indeed.

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